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Leonard Earl Johnson (photo credit Frank Parsley) covered Hurricanes Katrina and Rita (2005), and the 2010 British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico for ConsumerAffairs.com. He is a contributor to Gambit Weekly, New Orleans Magazine, SCAT, Baton Rouge Advocate, Advocate Magazine, The Times-Picayune, Country Roads Magazine, Palm Springs Newswire and the anthologies: FRENCH QUARTER FICTION (Light of New Orleans Publishing), LOUISIANA IN WORDS (Pelican Publishing), LIFE IN THE WAKE (NOLAfuges.com), and more. Johnson is a former Merchant Seaman, and columnist at Les Amis de Marigny, New Orleans; and African-American Village. Attended Southern Illinois University, Carbondale, and Harry Lundeberg School of Seamanship at Piney Point, Maryland. Winner of the Press Club of New Orleans Award for Excellence, 1991, and given the Key to The City and a Certificate of Appreciation from the New Orleans City Council for a Gambit Weekly story on murder in the French Quarter.

Tuesday, July 01, 2025

⚓Red Women Warriors, Redux The Third / July 2025

 

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Return of the Red Women Warriors,

Redux The Third

by 

Leonard Earl Johnson

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The Rosa Parks clock Tower shows the time at half past 5 p.m.  

The Sunset LimitedAmtrak's train #2 is late for its 5:15 arrival from Los Angeles and points between.  No one waiting is surprised.

"If it were on time," the ten-gallon red hatted Trump Warrior Woman says, "It would be considered early." 

Amtrak regulars, 
Amtriklers have a jargon of their own for train schedules: Early-LateOntime-LateLate-late, and Tomorrow

"On time, the old fashioned kind, is not in our vocabulary," she says, pulling down the front bill of her big red hat. 

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Just now the train whistles in the near-distance, and the Red Women Warriors grab the green alligator briefcase and run under the clock and up to the loading platform.  Amtrak doesn't stop long in Lafayette whether on time or not.

Inside the last coach, the three shove their bags into the boarding deck's storage rack and scramble up the ladders to the top deck.  They rush along the aisle past the seated passengers, and dance down the steps of the forward car to the comforting snack, coffee, beer, wine, and whisky bar below.

The train jerks forward, then softly rolls off towards New Orleans, Louisiana's notorious Big Swamp City.

They are traveling to Big Swamp City after viewing America's July 4th fireworks display in Lafayette's Parc International.  Now they are going to celebrate July 14th's French National Bastille Day, by gathering in New Orleans with the masses, for free bread on Bastille Day at Café La Madeleine ~ free for those wearing the French tricolors.

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 Each Warrior Woman has added a red, white, and blue pompom to her hat.  

"If you dine in, they give you real butter and jam," the three tell each other, "and delicious coffee."

At a table set aboard the train under a huge glass canopy they open their green alligator briefcase and extract the clear plastic cube containing the frozen Republican Snow Ball, and fan out on the table a spray of self adhering lapel and bumper stickers. 

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Judge 

and his quieter Wife ~ on a grand tour from Sydney, Australia ~ pick out two of the Red Warriors proffered campaign stickers. 

One reads, Street Guerrillas for Peace, the other, Turn Back Voter Turnout.  Each sticker carriers a ghost outline of an assault weapon and a pair of crossed pistols.

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"Traveling to the Upper Earth is a dream of most all Australians," the Judge tells the three women. "Isn't that right, Duck," he says to his Wife, who nods agreement. 

"We like taking Amtrak across America, after hanging sixteen hours in the air from Sydney to Los Angeles," Duck says. 

She opens her blue Outback frontier-looking handknitted teardrop handbag, and extracts an airplane boarding pass to prove her point.

The big red hatted Texan holds up the frozen snowball to prove hers.

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 The Judge tells The Red Warriors, 

"We once took Amtrak's California Zephyr out of San Francisco to Chicago.  In the high Rockies, that run!"

Duck adds, "Unfortunately the train was very late and it was dark during our descent into Denver." 

The Aussies say they are "Smitten by  America's brazen Chainsaw Republicans."  Also, they admit to being connected supporters of Australia's rabid yellow journalism exporter to American politics and press, the old seven-hundred-eighty-seven million dollar elder settler from Down Under, Rupert Murdoch. 

"So pivotally important to your Donald Trump," Duck says. 

"We have two daughters working for Rupert Murdoch's American Dream.  Both live in Chicago."


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"We all know where this is leading,"

 the Jurist also from Down Under says to the Red Warrior Women 

"Still, here you sit doing nothing." 

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"US TOO," 

his Wife chimes in.

 "FOR THE MOMENT."

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 "For the momentthe Judge smiles.  Soon we will fly back to Australia. Leaving America smack in the middle of Hurricane Season, with Republicans reducing healthcare, satellite weather coverage, and FEMA support!"  

A Hurricane without FEMA
is like a day
dangling from your rooftop without rescue!

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The big red hatted Texan tells everyone not to worry.

"If left dangling from their rooftops,
 House Speaker Piety Mike Johnson
 will pray for them in The Donald's private 
golden chapel.

"Besides, Global Warming is a hoax," she says, clinking her wine glass against the crystal cube and its Republican Frozen Snowball

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