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Leonard Earl Johnson (photo credit Frank Parsley) covered Hurricanes Katrina and Rita (2005), and the 2010 British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico for ConsumerAffairs.com. He is a contributor to Gambit Weekly, New Orleans Magazine, SCAT, Baton Rouge Advocate, Advocate Magazine, The Times-Picayune, Country Roads Magazine, Palm Springs Newswire and the anthologies: FRENCH QUARTER FICTION (Light of New Orleans Publishing), LOUISIANA IN WORDS (Pelican Publishing), LIFE IN THE WAKE (NOLAfuges.com), and more. Johnson is a former Merchant Seaman, and columnist at Les Amis de Marigny, New Orleans; and African-American Village. Attended Southern Illinois University, Carbondale, and Harry Lundeberg School of Seamanship at Piney Point, Maryland. Winner of the Press Club of New Orleans Award for Excellence, 1991, and given the Key to The City and a Certificate of Appreciation from the New Orleans City Council for a Gambit Weekly story on murder in the French Quarter.

Sunday, June 01, 2025

⚓Return of the Red Women Warriors, Redux / June 2025



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Return of the Red Women Warriors,
Redux

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Leonard Earl Johnson

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Sylvia reached out the backdoor of the black Uber, and grabbed the green alligator briefcase off the sidewalk as the driver sped away down Rue Jefferson.  They are bound for the Cathedral of Saint John the Evangelist.

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The tall Red Warrior recently off the Houston train is perched on the back seat between

Sylvia and Dillard.

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Their destination is the Cathedral RectoryWhere the Rector's housekeeper, Hildegarde Bottlebrush moonlights from her housekeeping duties by repairing the opulently funded Republican Snowball Mission briefcases. 

Hildegarde is not a true believer in the D. C. beltway mission advocating 'Non- Global Warming'.  After all, she regularly drives through ever rising street flooding on her way to and from Rouses Market, near the University of Louisiana's Ragin' Cajun sports and gaming complex.  

No, not a true believer, but skilled at repairing the often broken briefcase freezer units.  

She fixes and returns them to service, for a fee. 

She also spiritually joins

Piety Mike Johnson

 in prayers for his constituents whose kin he is returning in hospital beds to their living rooms.

"Together again, poorer but great again," they each whisper prayerfully into The Donald's megaphone.

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The red hatted warrior removes her lapel button reading, "Love America / Love The Donald," and replaces it with one of the late Pope Francis smiling from inside an elegant little gold-framed photo of The Gentle Pope, behind a  curved plastic 'glass'. 

 

Pope Francis
1936 ~ 2025
She had been given the pin at Pamplona Tapas Bar during an earlier jaunt along Lafayette's Rue Jefferson.  

The jolly bearded man passing out the pins was Hurricane Katrina flotsam, from New Orleans. He had bought the pins at the giftshop in Big Swamp City's Cathedral Basilica of Saint Louis, King of France, for just such a propagation opportunity as presented at Pamplona's that night. His target? A handful of jaded oil barons at the bar.

They were not men of Pope Francis' liberal persuasions. 

They were boys raised up Catholic, in Acadiana; now grown into rich oil men incapable of snubbing any Pope.  Not even a liberation theologist one encased inside a tiny, curved plastic frame.

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As the car approached the Cathedral of Saint John The Evangelist, the tall Red Warrior Woman ~ though not Catholic ~ felt the Francis pin a better adornment for exchanging of the green briefcases on the Cathedral's sacred ground.

Hildegarde held out a newly repaired briefcase and accepted the newly crippled one, and a crisp one hundred dollar bill.

The Uber driver returned the three Red Warriors to Jim Degg's Pizza, across from the Rosa Parks Transportation Centre.  Where they ordered house brewed beers and Pizzas, 
with Boudin and Pepperoni.

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