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- Name: LEJ's Louisiana
- Location: New Orleans, Louisiana, United States
Leonard Earl Johnson (photo credit Frank Parsley) covered Hurricanes Katrina and Rita (2005), and the 2010 British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico for ConsumerAffairs.com. He is a contributor to Gambit Weekly, New Orleans Magazine, SCAT, Baton Rouge Advocate, Advocate Magazine, The Times-Picayune, Country Roads Magazine, Palm Springs Newswire and the anthologies: FRENCH QUARTER FICTION (Light of New Orleans Publishing), LOUISIANA IN WORDS (Pelican Publishing), LIFE IN THE WAKE (NOLAfuges.com), and more. Johnson is a former Merchant Seaman, and columnist at Les Amis de Marigny, New Orleans; and African-American Village. Attended Southern Illinois University, Carbondale, and Harry Lundeberg School of Seamanship at Piney Point, Maryland. Winner of the Press Club of New Orleans Award for Excellence, 1991, and given the Key to The City and a Certificate of Appreciation from the New Orleans City Council for a Gambit Weekly story on murder in the French Quarter.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Friday, August 01, 2008
August 2008 / You Must Remember This
Before The Storm
"Norma, that is mostly what people on the Internet do," we said.
We sipped black coffee laced with chicory, and gazed through the kitchen dormer. We were in New Orleans. At Squalor Heights, our Faubourg Marigny garret, on the edge of the French Quarter, eating beignets and starting a new day.
L. A. Norma has not felt good about historic preservationists since the Louisiana State Museum, on Jackson Square, began hanging advertising banners, for Bell South, and other purveyors of the future, from their windows. They formed a splash of tomorrow across the entire front of the Cabildo and Presbytere -- the most historic buildings in all of Louisiana.
The banners loudly proclaimed the joys of cell phones, and such things, on the front of buildings housing Napoleon's Death Mask and an original copy of the Louisiana Purchase.
Thankfully, the State Museum has hung up the cell phone on this shameful practice, in part, because of a visit to the Museum’s offices by Norma, and her Camel Cigarettes -- an old lady's weapon of mass deconstruction.
Approved or not, the old cottage has grown by fits and starts, over the past two years.
"le Frog slowly boiling theory," Norma observed, in her best Los Angeles French accent. Hammers pounded out a solid rhythm, while saws answered their call with a sweet waltz.
Sometimes the project falls fallow. Once, after a lengthy hiatus, a dormer window appeared looking squarely into Squalor Heights’ dormer window. After that, the project went silent for over a month. When it started up again, the window was taken down. Norma gloated.
She had phoned the Faubourg Marigny Association when she first laid eyes on the new window. In a poetic stroke of genius, she also phoned the State Museum offices, in the Cabildo, threatening them with another smoke-filled visit.
Historic district "deciders," from City and State, quickly appeared.
After the intruding window was removed, and a civilized spell had passed, a tiny outbuilding -- said to have once housed slaves -- began growing towards the front. Half way to the cottage it stopped growing forward, and commenced growing up. Today, it is fully flowered into a second story with budding balconies that give off the sweet aroma of corporate condos.
"It'll keep them bugs out'a your icebox, next time, sugar!" ~ L. A. Norma
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