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Leonard Earl Johnson (photo credit Frank Parsley) covered Hurricanes Katrina and Rita (2005), and the 2010 British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico for ConsumerAffairs.com. He is a contributor to Gambit Weekly, New Orleans Magazine, SCAT, Baton Rouge Advocate, Advocate Magazine, The Times-Picayune, Country Roads Magazine, Palm Springs Newswire and the anthologies: FRENCH QUARTER FICTION (Light of New Orleans Publishing), LOUISIANA IN WORDS (Pelican Publishing), LIFE IN THE WAKE (NOLAfuges.com), and more. Johnson is a former Merchant Seaman, and columnist at Les Amis de Marigny, New Orleans; and African-American Village. Attended Southern Illinois University, Carbondale, and Harry Lundeberg School of Seamanship at Piney Point, Maryland. Winner of the Press Club of New Orleans Award for Excellence, 1991, and given the Key to The City and a Certificate of Appreciation from the New Orleans City Council for a Gambit Weekly story on murder in the French Quarter.

Monday, June 01, 2026

✍Twenty-one Years Post-K / June 2026

  

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by Leonard Earl Johnson

of Lafayette and New Orleans, Louisiana

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Twenty-one Years Post-K 

by 

Leonard Earl Johnson

© 2026, Leonard Earl Johnson,  All Rights Reserved
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The Sunset Limited 
outbound from New Orleans to Los Angeles, 
and points between, is 
Amtrak's designated Train #1.
 
Sylvia and Dillard are in the Observation Car  having coffee from the train's snack bar, with sandwiches they bought on Saint Claude Avenue in New Orleans. They are listening to Balthazar, who recently repatriated from an offshore oil rig job.  

He arranged to join up with the two 
Red Warrior Women 
for the ride back to Lafayette.
 

Mural / section

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Union Passenger Terminal

 New Orleans, Louisiana

 Commissioned 1951 / Completed 1954

 Artist: Conrad Albrizio (1894-1973)


They met at the loading gate under the Conrad Albrizio murals.  

The murals, dating from the 1950s, were nearly lost to lime blooms 
following Hurricane Katrina, when the Union Passenger Terminal was pressed into housing prisoners from the nearby flooded 
Orleans Parish Prison ~
and the terminal was without air conditioning. 

"In 1934," Balthazar continues his story, "Myrna Loy and William Powel stared aboard this very train in the film adaptation of Dashiell Hammett's mystery novel turned stylish black-and-white post-prohibition cinematic jubilation, 


THE THIN MAN.

 

"In the final scene, outside of Lafayette, the train fades down the tracks flashing a drumhead round sign on its last carriage, proclaiming: Sunset Limited." 


Balthazar chews one of the sandwiches and says, "Hard  to believe that film was shot ninety-two years ago."

 The train has halted near Avondale. 

Outside the observation car windows we see mounds of trash marching off to landfill eternity.

Sylvia points at the towering stacks and grumbles, 
"On top of Mount Katrina,
as the mountain of debris is known to locals and train regulars.

Katrina is Hurricane Katrina, which evacuated New Orleans, August 29, 200
~ and ushered in what Donald-go-round Republicans call 'Non- Global Warming'.

Doors closed, keys turned locks, and Life ended as lived before.  Both for the dead (1,392+), and for the living who later returned.
   
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"The dogs barked, 
but the caravan moved on.
 
"A Turkish proverb," Balthazar tells us.

Our train whistles. 

We roll on...

Along the tracks at a brownish green spot on the West Bank past the Huey P. Long Bridge, lays 
 a ghostly yacht beached
Sea Oats
 
by Hurricane Katrina.
 
Mast snapped off and lost.
 
 Discarded vessel. 

Forgotten now, twenty years later. Hull so faded you can no longer make out her name. Keel sprung for sure.
 
There she sits, someone's lost dream sailing along on sea oats grown up to her gunnels.
 
Further down the line, next to the Mississippi River levee, we pass a small Cajun farmhouse, with outside stairs and unpainted cypress walls. It is surrounded by flocks of grey and white geese. 

Foie gras

"Some French Quarter tourist will eat one of those birds' liver tonight,"
 
Balthazar tells the women. 

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"In another ninety-one years the Louisiana Life we live will be lived differently and by new carpetbaggers who will likely love it as we do now

"That is if it's still here."

We are still here,
and better off as Sailors on a train than geese on a platter.

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© 2026, Leonard Earl Johnson,  All Rights Reserved

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Friday, May 01, 2026

✍Trains Make Good Walls, Dream #2 / May 2026

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Amtrak's northern wall
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BY  Leonard Earl Johnson
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In my train seat, dozing the last hour before reaching Lafayette, Hub City of Acadia.  

I dreamed photographers raised their cameras.  Art directors composed men shouldering oversized silver and

gold 
Gandy Dancers
sledge hammers
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The men are
 'Gandy Dancers' ~ those gangs of mostly black men who, with muscle alone, wiggled and danced heavy iron rails into an alignment that joined the nation by a new iron road ~ an umbilical cord linking West Coast gold to East Coast greed. 

"Why not!" The Donald tweeted.

 "Why not a wall of railroads stretching from West Coast to the Eastern Seaboard.  

"Multiple rail lines strung with multiple trains running thick as Vietnam bamboo lies?"  

Recalling the Vietnam not-war, the Donald offered to show his bone spurs to the assembled reporters.  They turned away. 

"See, folks, fake news!" He twitted. 

"If Elizabeth Warren showed her tomahawk, press rats would be on it like editors on cheese.

"But my war wounds?  Nothing!" 

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The Wall of Trains could follow north along Canada's boarder, and south along the route of America's first coast-to-coaster ~ first train to carry a personified name, the Sunset Limited, Amtrak's train #1, with a cross-country route dating back to the Old Spanish Trail.  

The Donald sweated and twittered, "Move over, infiltrators.  

"Pay up and say
'Here we come no more.' "

Tourism agents, airline officers, and festival organizers grimaced.

He twittered, as daughter 
Ivanka brushed His hair and stroked His wallet bloated with Russian Rubbles 

Son-in-law Jared Kushner unspooled 
communication lines to the Kremlin. He was shielded behind the back of the genetically pure, highly self-esteemed, supremely self-proclaimed uber-patriotic, and red-blooded Klan of The Donald-Go-Round.

"A supremely legal back channel," explained Stephen Miller, head gargoyle to The Donald.

Behind them a righteous chorus of Evangelical Preachers sang,


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The Family Klan rode in a manner befitting American nostalgia.  They moved effortlessly along gold plated escalators and moving-sidewalks running from the White House up The Mall to the big domed Capitol on the Hill.

"Streets paved with gold," The Donald-go-round called out.

Steven Miller called back, "Immigrants done been told."

Out in front of them, bent-backed and whisking away obstacles in their path were Republican regulars led by grim-faced Moscow Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.

Toe-and-heel men followed. Then, spokes-critter lawyers for powerful U. S. Chambers of yes-men clearing a way growing darker with each step of their boot and sweep of their broom. 

"For smaller decentralized government," Moscow Mitch laughed uproariously, slapping the United 
states Attorney General, Pam Bondi across her departing back. Attorney General Bondi shook her long hair and wrinkled brow while hooting derisive puffs of laughter like an old steam engine.  

The two chortled, "After us who cares what floods."

They swept, giggled and farted off down the gold-plated road.

Kushner's 'backchannel cable' spooled on, then off again. Fully out of any one's oversight.

Roseate Spoonbill
A mustachioed face once briefly claiming 
National Security portfolio to the President of the United States, opened an electric notebook.  A Google map glowed into focus.  It showed Roseate Spoonbill migration routes.

"With no fear of blow back," he said.  His mustache twitched as he talked, tickling the President's earlobe sending a not unpleasant tingle all the way down to his spurs.

"We can lace migratory feeding sites with chemical-castration drugs that will threaten a perfect final solution to their endangered numbers!"

"What this will do," he told the President, leaning ever closer to his ear, "is convince the last doubters that America means business.  

"Crazy business, to be sure, but business that will bend them to Your perfect will!"

"A plausible crazy threat wins the game!" The Donald twittered, "Ask my New York bankers."  

Ivanka brushed and spoke not.  The Son-in-law spooled and spoke not.  The escalator escalated speaking tons.  

We awoke with the real Conductor calling, 
"Lafayette next stop."


 
 

We stretched our arms overhead and stepped off the train ~ and to the side ~ away from the foot traffic pouring out behind us.  

Lafayette is the train's only smoke-stop between New Orleans and Houston.  

Sunset Limited, Amtrak #1 
New Orleans to Los Angeles
 
Smoke Stop, Lafayette Louisiana

We continued a conversation 
about walls we had started earlier in the Cafe Car, with a young couple bound for Tucson, Arizona.  

"Take Hadrian's, China's, Berlin's.  Walls have not long kept anything out.  Not ideas, not people, not things!"

The young man from Tucson nodded, "It's just another of The Donald's spur-studded political footballs." 

"Sometimes with headline interference," his Wife added, "the pea hiding the shell."  She flicked cigarette ashes to the grass, and smiled.  In its moment, that falling cigarette ash burned brightly ~ though it be in descent ~ then went dark landing atop a purple clover. 

The engineer onboard blew his whistle calling them back to their smoke-free train to the Golden West.  

"Manifest Destiny all over again," she said, from inside her toxic plume of Camel Cigarette smoke.



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A mushrooming cloud of toxic fumes embraced all the World.  Our new friends ran back to the train shouting"Red-herrings distract." 

Automobiles waiting at the crossing gates revved their engines to show their toxic commitment.  

The train snaked off down the tracks.  Its last car rocked and wobbled back at us.  The automobiles drove away ~ each trailing a lingering chemical bouquet. 
Five elderly white women standing on the station platform scowled in our direction.  They each wore a big red church-lady hat, red sweaters, red dresses, and red gloves.  They each lifted red-hemmed skirts showing red soled shoes, and choo-choo-ed into the depot, with its comfortingly stable toilets.

Train toilets and politics are not stable, one of the red women said. "And there are good people on both ends of the lynch mob's rope."
                     
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Leonard Earl Johnson,
Columnist to the elderly and early weary. 


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 LEJ's Louisiana, Yours Truly in a Swamp
is a monthly e-column @ www.LEJ.world,
Hosted by GOOGLE BLOGGER,
and historically at
Les Amis de Marigny, New Orleans
publication of the
It is written by Leonard Earl Johnson
of Lafayette and New Orleans, Louisiana
© 2026, Leonard Earl Johnson, All Rights Reserve