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Leonard Earl Johnson (photo credit Frank Parsley) covered Hurricanes Katrina and Rita (2005), and the 2010 British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico for ConsumerAffairs.com. He is a contributor to Gambit Weekly, New Orleans Magazine, SCAT, Baton Rouge Advocate, Advocate Magazine, The Times-Picayune, Country Roads Magazine, Palm Springs Newswire and the anthologies: FRENCH QUARTER FICTION (Light of New Orleans Publishing), LOUISIANA IN WORDS (Pelican Publishing), LIFE IN THE WAKE (NOLAfuges.com), and more. Johnson is a former Merchant Seaman, and columnist at Les Amis de Marigny, New Orleans; and African-American Village. Attended Southern Illinois University, Carbondale, and Harry Lundeberg School of Seamanship at Piney Point, Maryland. Winner of the Press Club of New Orleans Award for Excellence, 1991, and given the Key to The City and a Certificate of Appreciation from the New Orleans City Council for a Gambit Weekly story on murder in the French Quarter.

Saturday, November 01, 2025

βš“From JFK to Rasputin / November 2025

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Louisiana

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November 2025


Yours Truly in a Swamp

by  Leonard Earl Johnson

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"What profit those who would 
scuttle their own ship 
to steal their own brass."
~ Hildegarde Bottlebrush

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J. F. K., assassinated on
22 November 1963

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When it happened I was in Springfield, Illinois, twenty some years old, and two-hundred-and-twenty miles north of Carbondale, where I longed to be.  had flunked out of Southern Illinois University and at the insistence of my Father, taken a job working for the Illinois Secretary of State. College failure has taken me far.  

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Home Reliquary, Lafayette Parish
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In Breaux Bridge, Louisiana, 
at an antique store where rummaging is encouraged, I found a dime-store memento from the shortened days of John F. Kennedy's presidency (1961 – 1963).

The item is a small glazed rocking chair that looks to be half a pair of salt-and-pepper shakers. It is not. There are no holes and there is no mate. It is a singular thing that would have been bought for very little money and taken home to display on a whatnot shelf ~ a popular home shelving unit since World War II soldiers came marching home expecting a home and
 got one.  Thanks to Franklin Delano Roosevelt and the Congressionally mandated liberal G. I. Bill.  

They also got an education and a career, along with housing suitable for displaying treasures such as our JFK Rocking Chair. The Nation got a broadly expanded middle-class, and for everyone a postwar prosperity that has until recently been the envy of the world and the target of endless demagogy.

JFK's political inspiration was Franklin D. Roosevelt, 32nd president of the United States, serving from 1933 until his death in 1945 ~ the last year of World War II.  

Roosevelt was the Father of the New Deal, a Great Depression weapon designed to un-constipate monetary economics.  

World War Two came along and derailed FDR's New Deal.  After the war, the G. I. Bill revived it, field-tested it, and proved it ~ along with its handmaiden, John Maynard Keynesian Economics.  

"The G. I. Bill created America's post-war prosperity.  More than gun sales and tariffs," Hildegarde Bottlebrush, Housekeeper to the Cathedral Rector, said to an Uber driver delivering a Rouses Market shopping bag containing a broken green alligator brief case holding an empty clear plastic cube of melted Republican Snowball

She waved her hand dismissing the driver. 

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The rocking chair is white pottery.
 Stoneware. 
Nearly porcelain quality. 

There are reddish brown highlights on its arms and rockers, and on the bottom it reads in black lettering: 

"c. ARROW 1962 NYC 
Made in Japan
 
In gold, on the headrest are the initials,
 
"J. F. K."

We took it home, rinsed it under the kitchen faucet and placed it on a tea-towel atop the stainless steel drainboard.  

Sitting it there conjured up the President's head resting on the examination table at Parkland Memorial Hospital ~ that day in Dallas, November 22, 1963.  Back when Americans still trusted themselves, and CBS News Anchor, Walter Cronkite comforted us:  
"From Dallas, Texas, the flash, apparently official, President Kennedy died at One p.m., Central Standard Time; Two O'clock, Eastern Standard Time, some thirty-eight minutes ago."

The World learned Kennedy had been assassinated while I was with my stockbroker, in Springfield.  Young and feet firmly on Capitalism's prosperous path I had just purchased twenty shares of Saint Louis based Ozark Airlines.

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That brisk November day, I walked the few blocks to the Illinois
Illinois Capitol, Springfield 
courtesy Illinois Secretary of State
 State Capitol.  Where a bronze bigger than life Abraham Lincoln stands yet today, on a pedestal inscribed with his prophetic words on departing Springfield for Washington,
 February 11, 1861:


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"I now leave, not knowing when, or whether ever, I may return ..." 

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The following text message was sent from Amtrak's Sunset Limited, somewhere in Texas.  It was sent by the Red Warrior Woman who 
 
Amtrak's
 Sunset Limited,
 Westbound
  
boarded the train in Lafayette, sporting red hat, red clothing and two doting acolytes. 

She sent the text to Hildegarde Bottlebrush, of Saint John the Evangelist, Lafayette.

"I know a joke about JFK," 

she texted.
 
"This conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven, see!

"Saint Peter says, 'I will now answer any questions about Earthly matters.' 

"The man slaps his forehead and yells, 'Who shot John F. Kennedy!?' 

"Peter smiles and says, 
'Why, Lee Harvey Oswald.'

"The man cries, 'My God, this goes higher than I thought!' " 

Hildegarde looks at her phone, wipes away a tear and texts back:

"Funny!

 "Have you heard the one about Rasputin, the Donald-go-round's cabinet, and the film 
KING OF HEARTS?"
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1963 JFK memento                   
 
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Yours Truly in a Swamp

  
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on JFK's death.

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The Ladies Wore Red,

July 2021

Origin Story

 

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Wednesday, October 01, 2025

✍ Balthazar, Hildegarde, and The Pope / October 2025

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Yours Truly in a Swamp

by  Leonard Earl Johnson

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"Riding on the Donald-go-round,
stretching for the brass ring 
that looks like fool's gold"
~ Hildegarde Bottlebrush

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Balthazar stands at the entrance to The Rectory awaiting Hildegarde Bottlebrush opening the big walnut and cutglass doors. 

Hildegarde is the Rector's Housekeeper and the Acadian region's renowned Green Alligator Briefcase repairwoman.  The Green Alligator Briefcases she repairs are part of a D. C. Beltway project designed to promote the Republican Party's curious notion ~ in Louisiana ~ that Global Warming is a hoax.  

 "We are in a state seriously losing cities, camps, and oyster beds to rising warm tides."

Hildegarde knows,

 "But Republican briefcase repairs are a solid income stream be thee a believer or not." 

The briefcase's purpose is to keep frozen a snowball as proof

"They have a built-in freezer unit often in need of attention." 

 The Frozen Snowball Project was inspired by the late U. S. Senator James Inhofe (Republican of Oklahoma) to propagate The Party's belief in 
non- Global Warming.  

"When the units fail the snowball melts, see. Then the project fails."  Hildegarde explained this to The Rector, who gave her permission to freelance the repair work at The Rectory, in her own rooms, on her own time.

"Republicans give me a hundred, two hundred. Whatever. I just take what they offer. Nothing to repairing them but adjusting a screw built for that purpose on the side of the freezer unit's housing."

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  Being of Louisiana's German/French Alsace-Lorraine descent, Hildegarde is most heritably good at fixing things and moderately good at holding her tongue 
~ sometimes.

Impishly tickling inside her was a desire to giggle out: "They'd probably give me free wine and an altar boy, too, if I asked."  

It would be funny to say that, but Hildegarde knew it would also torpedo The Rector's permission.  

She held her tongue and smiled remembering the uproar Balthazar caused reading, The Little Boy from Big Mamou, at The Bishop's birthday dinner (THE BISHOP TURNED 74 / January 2023).

"All it takes is time, attention, and a place to work. 

"And a screwdriver!" 

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She pointed to the screw for The Rector's examination.  He nodded knowingly, secure in mechanics gleaned from nights working at a filling station next door to his seminary dorm.

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Balthazar was at The Rectory door presenting Hildegarde with yet another crippled briefcase.  A delivery he was doing as a favor for the two Red Warrior Women aboard his train from 
New Orleans. The two Red Women remained down on Rue Jefferson, near the Rosa Parks train station. They setup a table on the sidewalk outside RΓͺvCoffee Roasters, where they displayed the frozen snowball removed from the broken Alligator Briefcase.  It is slowly melting inside its crystal-clear plastic cube.

Inside RΓͺve, The Rector finishes his coffee, drops his cup in the dirty dish basket, and steps outside to examine the Snowball Project's evidence of 
non- Global Warming.  

"You know," he says to Dillard, while holding the cube up to the sun, "The Pope has warned us not to ignore Global Warming. To do so being an affront to God's admonition to be good stewards of The Earth."

Prompted by fading faith, Balthazar observes, after The Rector leaves, "The Pope should be careful Trump don't fly a drone bomber through his bedroom window."

Hildegarde shudders at the thought. She believes strongly what she believes, with no concern about Trump's or The Pope's infallibility.  Or, for that matter, the pessimistic humanism Balthazar has taken to espousing. Too much time reading too much Schopenhauer, she thinks. 

Hildegarde asks, "What profits the person who scuttles their own ship-of-state just to steal their own brass?"

By their tribalism Cajuns are much isolated from outside influences. These two are friends long bonded by place and a deeply seeded belief that it is morally permissible to lift gold coins and banknotes from outlanders splashing through The Swamp, 
be they Texas oil men, Washington Republicans, The Pope, or Schopenhauer.


They cross the parking lot and enter The Cathedral, where they drop five dollars in a slot and light an electric candle for the prayer of their choice.                                                       On the electric switchbox they place a little orange Voodoo Doll and a plastic pennant bearing the image of Joseph Stalin hanging from Mardi Gras beads.  Also two chicken wishbones and a dried spray of Spanish moss.

Live flaming candles are outlawed in Lafayette Parish churches. The pennant is one Balthazar brought home from Odessa, USSR, many years ago.  After they exit The Cathedral, a custodian watching from the shadows removes the Voodoo Doll and Stalin Pennant and switches off their electric candle.

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is a monthly e-column @ www.LEJ.world,
Hosted by GOOGLE BLOGGER,
and historically at
Les Amis de Marigny, New Orleans
publication of the
It is written by Leonard Earl Johnson
of Lafayette and New Orleans, Louisiana
 
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