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Leonard Earl Johnson (photo credit Frank Parsley) covered Hurricanes Katrina and Rita (2005), and the 2010 British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico for ConsumerAffairs.com. He is a contributor to Gambit Weekly, New Orleans Magazine, SCAT, Baton Rouge Advocate, Advocate Magazine, The Times-Picayune, Country Roads Magazine, Palm Springs Newswire and the anthologies: FRENCH QUARTER FICTION (Light of New Orleans Publishing), LOUISIANA IN WORDS (Pelican Publishing), LIFE IN THE WAKE (NOLAfuges.com), and more. Johnson is a former Merchant Seaman, and columnist at Les Amis de Marigny, New Orleans; and African-American Village. Attended Southern Illinois University, Carbondale, and Harry Lundeberg School of Seamanship at Piney Point, Maryland. Winner of the Press Club of New Orleans Award for Excellence, 1991, and given the Key to The City and a Certificate of Appreciation from the New Orleans City Council for a Gambit Weekly story on murder in the French Quarter.

Sunday, June 01, 2025

⚓Return of the Red Women Warriors, Redux / June 2025



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~ Fiction ~

Roman à clef, cher!

Created AI-free

by Leonard Earl Johnson 

of Lafayette and New Orleans, Louisiana

 www.LEJ.world 

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LEJ's 
Louisiana

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Yours Truly in a Swamp

June 2025


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Return of the Red Women Warriors,
Redux

by 

Leonard Earl Johnson

© 2025, Leonard Earl Johnson,  All Rights Reserved


Sylvia reached out the backdoor of the black Uber, and grabbed the green alligator briefcase off the sidewalk as the driver sped away down Rue Jefferson.  They are bound for the Cathedral of Saint John the Evangelist.

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The tall Red Warrior recently off the Houston train is perched on the back seat between

Sylvia and Dillard.

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Their destination is the Cathedral RectoryWhere the Rector's housekeeper, Hildegarde Bottlebrush moonlights from her housekeeping duties by repairing the opulently funded Republican Snowball Mission briefcases. 

Hildegarde is not a true believer in the D. C. beltway mission advocating 'Non- Global Warming'.  After all, she regularly drives through ever rising street flooding on her way to and from Rouses Market, near the University of Louisiana's Ragin' Cajun sports and gaming complex.  

No, not a true believer, but skilled at repairing the often broken briefcase freezer units.  

She fixes and returns them to service, for a fee. 

She also spiritually joins

Piety Mike Johnson

 in prayers for his constituents whose kin he is returning in hospital beds to their living rooms.

"Together again, poorer but great again," they each whisper prayerfully into The Donald's megaphone.

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The red hatted warrior removes her lapel button reading, "Love America / Love The Donald," and replaces it with one of the late Pope Francis smiling from inside an elegant little gold-framed photo of The Gentle Pope, behind a  curved plastic 'glass'. 

 

Pope Francis
1936 ~ 2025
She had been given the pin at Pamplona Tapas Bar during an earlier jaunt along Lafayette's Rue Jefferson.  

The jolly bearded man passing out the pins was Hurricane Katrina flotsam, from New Orleans. He had bought the pins at the giftshop in Big Swamp City's Cathedral Basilica of Saint Louis, King of France, for just such a propagation opportunity as presented at Pamplona's that night. His target? A handful of jaded oil barons at the bar.

They were not men of Pope Francis' liberal persuasions. 

They were boys raised up Catholic, in Acadiana; now grown into rich oil men incapable of snubbing any Pope.  Not even a liberation theologist one encased inside a tiny, curved plastic frame.

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As the car approached the Cathedral of Saint John The Evangelist, the tall Red Warrior Woman ~ though not Catholic ~ felt the Francis pin a better adornment for exchanging of the green briefcases on the Cathedral's sacred ground.

Hildegarde held out a newly repaired briefcase and accepted the newly crippled one, and a crisp one hundred dollar bill.

The Uber driver returned the three Red Warriors to Jim Degg's Pizza, across from the Rosa Parks Transportation Centre.  Where they ordered house brewed beers and Pizzas, 
with Boudin and Pepperoni.

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Hosted by GOOGLE BLOGGER,
and historically at
Les Amis de Marigny, New Orleans
publication of the
It is written by Leonard Earl Johnson
of Lafayette and New Orleans, Louisiana
© 2025, Leonard Earl Johnson, All Rights Reserve

Thursday, May 01, 2025

⚓Return of the Red Women Warriors / May 2025

   Best viewed for color contrast on a computer or phone screen with dark background.

~ Fiction ~

Roman à clef, cher!

Created AI-free

by Leonard Earl Johnson 

of Lafayette and New Orleans, Louisiana


 www.LEJ.world 

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LEJ's 
Louisiana

a monthly e-column at 

Yours Truly in a Swamp

May 2025


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Return of the Red Women Warriors

by 

Leonard Earl Johnson

© 2025, Leonard Earl Johnson,  All Rights Reserved


 
Sylvia and Dillard stare at the broken green alligator briefcase passed to them from the big hands of a Red Warrior Woman recently detrained in Lafayette off Amtrak's Sunset Limited, from Houston. 

 The woman towers over them by a full head, heightened further by a red ten-gallon hat large enough to smuggle watermelons.

They are standing on the corner of Jefferson and Cypress Streets. Where Rêve Coffee Roasters and Jim Deggy's BRICK OVEN PIZZA AND BREWERY greet arrivals passing beneath the clock tower at the Rosa Parks Transportation Centre.
 
Clock Tower, Rosa Parks
Transportation Centre,
Lafayette, Louisiana
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Inadvertently Dillard has gotten herself into the awkward position of repairing and distributing these green Republican alligator briefcases.

Repairing them when they break, which they often do.

When working as designed, she distributes the green briefcases to politicos, trend-setters and Internet influencers willing to tote them off into the swamp, anywhere folks gather for flimflamming and propagation. 

In short, Dillard has become a facilitator for the D. C. beltway Republican Snowball Mission.
 
"Louisiana is one of our mission's more active spots," Dillard nods to Sylvia. 

"Propagating alternative Republican facts about Global Warming," She adds with a wary grin.

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 "That it's not happening!" the big red hatted one smiles down at the other two.  

"Non- Global Warming
that's where it's at. 

"Not true," 
Dillard mutters under her breath, 
"but what the heck." 

 Inside each briefcase a tiny coal dust compressed pellet feeds a little freezer unit clamped down tight alongside a crystal clear plastic cube containing a frozen, "Pure white snowball." 






"To prove Mother Earth is only experiencing a passing hot flash."
 
The towering red warrior giggles under her big red hat. 

She holds a plastic cube and sloshes its contents up one side and down the other. 

"How can I do it with a wet puddle?"

A black Uber pulls up and the three climb in, almost forgetting the broken green briefcase sitting on the sidewalk. 

To be continued
 
© 2025, Leonard Earl Johnson,  All Rights Reserved


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Next Month's Column

Continuation of 
The Red Women Warriors Series, Redux

           
© Leonard Earl Johnson 

Your Comments and corrections are welcome
click here
If you wish to read any month's column go to 
 Archives: www.LEJ.world
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 LEJ's Louisiana, Yours Truly in a Swamp
is a monthly e-column @ www.LEJ.world,
Hosted by GOOGLE BLOGGER,
and historically at
Les Amis de Marigny, New Orleans
publication of the
It is written by Leonard Earl Johnson
of Lafayette and New Orleans, Louisiana
© 2025, Leonard Earl Johnson, All Rights Reserve